Little Boy David

David:  "Hey did you hear the one about the three cats and a dog?"

David:  "It's HILARIOUS!!!!"

David:  "You see...there's these three cats living inside a house...HAHAHA!! And one of them says....HAHAHAHA!!"

David:  "What's the matter, you don't like my jokes??  Are you cruisin' for a bruisin'?  I've got a mean right hook and a kung-fu kick...."

David:  "Huh?  Yes, Mommy?  Yes I'm being nice!"