Saturday, October 25, 2014

Cowboy David

David:  "Well here I am at another one of these danged ol' rodeos."

David: "They say that one over there ain't never been ridden....."

David: "What if he bucks so hard he throws me off and then stomps on me?  But I can't look scared, there's girls watching my every move....."

David: "I'll just play it cool like the Marlboro man....."

David: "Naw, that won't work, Mom would never let me smoke....it's not good for me."

David: "I'll just flash one of these half-caring smiles and they'll know I'm totally calm and cool....."

David: "Then give 'em a flash of these brown eyes and they'll all be hanging on me...."

David:  "Back in the saddle again....nothing like tussling with an onery old bronco that thinks he can't be broken...."

David:  "Whoa....easy there feller....take it EASY!!!!"

David:  "I did it!"  

David:  "I took his best shot and held on for 8 seconds, no sweat!!"

David:  "Thank you!  Thank you!  Howdy!  Yes ma'am, I'll be around after the award ceremony..."

David:  "Tomorrow I'll be sporting that gold buckle the size of a dinner plate.  It's good to be king."


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