Hockey Jockey

A few weeks ago we went to a friend's birthday party which was held at a hockey park.  They even had a rink made just for us kids.....

David:  "This is my net.  Don't even THINK about trying to bump me around down here.  I'll make you pay with a stick to the chops or a forearm shimmy..."

 Scarlett:  "Gosh, he's so forceful.....the defenses look impenetrable...."

David:  "MY net.  THIS ONE.  HERE.  You shouldn't even try...."

Scarlett:  "Maybe he's right, I can't score on that!!!"

 David:  "Out of the way, Mom, this is my home ice!  HIGH STICK!!!"

 Serena:  "Don't be silly, Scarlett....you move the puck like this...."

Serena:  "Deke and dive....."

Serena:  "Cross him up and set up the pass to Sadie....."

Sadie:  "Who bats home the slapshot!!!!  GOAL!!!!"

Serena:  "And I'm the MVP!!!"

David:  "Hey no fair, it's 3 against 1!!"

And then we all got 5 minutes in the penalty box for high sticking and taunting.  Mommy wants Daddy to install one of these at home.