Friday, December 28, 2012

Suburban Cowboy

"Howdy, ma'am, would you happen to know the way to the interstate?"

"The name's Tex and I'm on my way to San Antone...."

"I'd be much obliged if you'd see fit to point me in the right direction...."

"Now, darlin'....It's best not to get involved with me...I'm a drifter and I'd just love you and leave you....probably break your heart."

"Yep, I'm as untamed as that hawk up there in the sky.....nothing's going to slow me down..."

"Well it's 'bout time I headed out.....my pickup truck's right over there.  It's a cowboy Cadillac."

"So do you know the way the interstate?"

"I just got to git to Texas!!"

"Now what got into her?  I told her not to fall for me but she couldn't help herself....I reckon they don't see many cowboys around these parts....."

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