Now that I'm 1 year old, I think it's time I start setting some ground rules for my next term. If there's anything my life has taught me, it's that nothing stays the same for long. We have to keep moving forward and be progressive here......
First of all, no more naps. Naps are cruel and unusual punishment and no kid should be forced to take one unless he just wants to. I will veto any bill that mandates naps.
Wow, the young ladies in the back sure liked that one....
Second of all....
Birthdays won't just come once a year.....
I say once a month is more like it!
Again that one rang true with the ladies.....good.....
Third...um...third......I can't think of anything else.....
I mean, things have been going pretty well you know?
Let's not make any rash decisions here and go crazy changing TOO much....
I mean, I have to cater to my base....don't want to forget my roots....change my identity....I am who I am. I'm too old to change now. And.....what? Oh yeah!!!
CAKE!!! A DINOSAUR T-REX CAKE!!!!
That was my third proposal.....cake EVERY DAY!!!!
They loved that one too.....I guess I'll make their day and pose with my constituents.....
Now, LET'S EAT! It's my birthday party you know? Thanks, Mom, and Dad....
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