Bath Time for Baby David

Every night after the three noisy girls have gone to bed, Mom casts her eye towards me....and that can mean only one thing.  Bath time.

David: "These are my two favorite toys--my rubber ducky and my squirt whale...."

David:  "They're lots of fun and they don't make too much of a mess.  Ignore what you see behind me."

David: "Um....you don't think a rubber ducky is for sissies do you?"

David: "Because I could switch to playing with my whale full time....."

David:  "I mean, me and rubber ducky go way back, I've had her for my whole life and that's a long time!"

David: "But you know, sometimes a guy's gotta move on....on to bigger and better things..."

David: "You know what I'm saying?"

David: "Here....you can take my rubber ducky......."

David: "Um.....I changed my mind....I miss her already.  Please can I have her back?  I'm sorry rubber ducky.....I didn't mean it....."