Muscle Beach

Ok, ladies, the sun is out, the grill is on, and the pool is luke.  If I can interest you in a swim and a little BBQ then follow me.

I'll just.......open the gate right HERE.

You know, most guys have to work for washboard abs like this.  Not me.  Yeah....I'm a freak.

Now, now, one at a time, don't fight over me....I bruise easily.....part of the price you pay for having 1% body fat.....

Photo Shoot

Serena

Scarlett

Sadie

David

Dentist Office

Today was our first trip to the dentist.  We've been brushing and flossing a lot so we're sure that he was proud of us!  I'll bet we really could have gotten away with eating more candy, Mommy....

Serena: "Ok, take it easy.....slow down....SUCTION!! I'm drowning over here!!"

Scarlett:  "Just make them nice and shiny so they're blinding in the sun..."

Sadie: "One slip of that floss and you'll be hearing from my agent...."

David: "Yeah, girls, you just sit there and let those hygienists get their fingers in there...."

David: "Before you know it, they'll PULL ALL YOUR TEETH OUT and you'll have a gummy smile like THIS!!!"

Sadie: "Ok, lady, put the tool down nice and slowly....no sudden moves..."

David: "Have you started pulling them yet?  I gotta see this!!"

David: "Hey, whoa, back off you crazy tooth lady!  I only have a few teeth as it is and I need all of them!!"

Little David Brushes His Teeth

Every night, it's the same ritual.  Little David is so excited to brush his teeth he just can't stand it.  And he knows exactly which toothbrush is his too so don't give him the wrong one......

Baby Brother Hugs

Little David and Sadie at Costco.....

Boat Ride

David:  "Well, here we are at the lake....Dad says we're going for a boat ride and said I needed to strap this thing on....."

David:  "I'm sure it's a life saver and all but I kind of feel silly.....I mean, I'm not even on a boat yet.  No one wears a life jacket while they're still at the dock."

David:  "And this strap up the middle is beginning to kind of ride up, it's uncomfortable, you know?"

David:  "Oh great, those girls over there saw me "adjusting"....they probably think I'm a baseball player or something."

David:  "And on top of all that I get to climb into a boat full of screaming girls stomping all around.  They'll make all kinds of noise and scare all the fish.  When is it going to be just you and me, Dad?"

Bringing the Wood

David:  "Today I helped my Daddy go pick up some wood from the store.  We're building a built-in cabinet in the living room.  It will have shelves and doors and I'm going to put all of my toys in there so I can get them whenever I want."

David: "Ok, you wait here.  I'll go get the track and you can load it up!!!"

Happy Easter!!!

Serena:  "Happy Easter, everyone!"

Serena:  "And this is my pink polka dot dress.....you like it?"

Scarlett: "Happy Easter!!!"

Scarlett: "And my flower is blue and that's my favorite color!!!"

Sadie: "Happy Easter!!!"

Sadie: "Yes, I'm smiling, Daddy!!  You want even more smiles??"

Sadie: "How's this???"

David: "Here I am at the top of the Eiffel Tower on an Easter Day..."

David: "I'm going to bomb down this thing....."

David: "At least 100 miles per hour....that's 167km/h for those on the metric system."

David: "Banzai!!! Angriff!!!!"

David: "Whoa!!!!"

David: "Wow...supersonic speed and I jumped the track!!  Did you see that?? What a rush!"