Hand Wash

Mommy makes us wash our hands after every meal.  We don't see what the big deal is...a little peanut butter and jelly on the walls and in our hair isn't the end of the world.  But it's actually kind of fun and we NEVER get wet or make a mess doing it.....

Doing Time

Now that we're 2, Mom has developed this hardline new form of discipline which she likes to call the "time out".  When we doing something that we know we shouldn't, she not only expects us to stop doing it, but she makes us sit in the corner for 3 minutes and do nothing.  NOTHING!  Just sit there!  I'm serious!  Can you believe that???

Serena: "I'll never get out of time out.....I'll be here FOREVER!"

Serena:  "Honestly, Mom, I didn't do it!  I'm innocent!  I was framed!!!!"

Sadie:  "Yeah, I did it.  I let her take the fall.  No big deal.  I'll serve my 3 minutes and will be home in time for pancakes."

Sadie:  "How long you in for?"
Scarlett: "Don't talk to me...you two are the graffiti artists..."
Serena:  "On this old rock PILE!!!  With this ball and CHAIN!!!!"

Serena:  "I've got to do my time....LAWD, I've got to do my time.......Hey!  You wouldn't be so tough if you weren't wearing a badge!  Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!"

Inspector Scarlett

Scarlett:  "Well seeing that this is a Star Wars storm trooper laser rifle, the most powerful in the universe.....you've got to ask yourself one question.  Do I feel lucky?  Well DO YA, PUNK?!?!"